May 2012
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April 2012
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President Bartlett: Is there a cow in my schedule today?
CJ: It's called Heifer International. Don't worry about it.
President Bartlett: (to Charlie) I'm meeting with a cow. I shouldn't worry about it.
CJ: It's a photo-op with a cow, Sir. It's not a sit-down.
President Bartlett: I like your sass.
CJ: You've got a very nice sass yourself.
President Bartlett: What are you touring?
CJ: I could.
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March 2012
8 posts
TV March Madness: The West Wing vs. Buffy the... →
Vote now for The West Wing!
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President Bartlet: Apparently I've arranged for an honor guard for somebody.
Toby: Yes sir. I'm sorry.
President Bartlet: No no. Just tell me, is there anything else I've arranged for? We're still in NATO, right?
Toby: Yes sir.
President Bartlet: What's going on?
Toby: A homeless man died last night, a Korean War veteran who was wearing a coat I gave to The Goodwill. It had my card in it.
President Bartlet: Toby, you're not responsible...
Toby: It took an hour and twenty minutes for the ambulance to get there. A lance corporal in the United States Marine Corps, Second of the Seventh. Probably got better treatment at P'yong-yang.
President Bartlet: Toby, if we start pulling strings like this, you don't think every homeless veteran will come out of the woodwork?
Toby: I can only hope, sir.
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NY TIMES: "Physicists from the Fermi National... →
c-newt:
Are you sure they weren’t psychics?
February 2012
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The Smell Of Freedom
Mrs. Landingham: [on her new car] When you get inside, there's this...
Bartlet: Smell?
Mrs. Landingham: How did you know?
Bartlet: It's the smell of freedom... and the chemicals they treat your dashboard with.
Sagittarius
POTUS: Where are we going?
Leo: The basement.
POTUS: Why?
Leo: Because I don't like the way it looks, the seven of us meeting in the middle of the night.
POTUS: You like the way it looks if we're meeting in the basement?
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Galileo (2.9)
Bartlet: "Good morning! I’m speaking to you live from the West Wing of the White House. Today we have a very unique opportunity to take part live in an extremely historic event which -" Whoa, boy.
Sam: How you doing, Mr. President?
Bartlet: Who wrote this intro?
Scott Tate: I did, sir. I’m Scott Tate from NASA Public Affairs.
Bartlet: Scott, unique means “one of a kind.” Something can’t be very unique, nor can it be extremely historic.
CJ: While we’re at it, do we have to use the word “live” twice in the first two sentences like we just cracked the technology?
Tate: Look -
CJ: We’re also broadcasting in living color, right?
Bartlet: Sam?
Sam: Yeah.
Bartlet: He’s gonna make some changes.
Tate: You’re going to clear them with me?
Sam: I doubt it. Write this: “Good morning. Eleven months ago a 1200 pound spacecraft blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Eighteen hours ago…” Is it eighteen hours ago? We’re on the air at noon eastern.
CJ: Yeah.
Sam: “Eighteen hours ago it landed on the planet Mars. You, me, and 60,000 of your fellow students across the country along with astroscientists and engineers from the Jet Propulsion Lab in Southern California, NASA in Houston, and right here at the White House, are going to be the first to see what it sees, and to chronicle the extraordinary voyage of an unmanned ship called Galileo V.”
Bartlet: He said it right.
If you ask me, it’s softcore porn. Nobody needs to massage garlic oil into a leg...
– Margaret on Leo’s favourite cooking show, THE WEST WING. (via love-and-radiation)
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The First Lady just asked me to get boozy with her. You think I don’t want to...
– Amy Gardner, The West Wing. (via love-and-radiation)
POTUS: Never doubt that a group of thoughtful and committed citizens can change the world. You know why?
Will: It's the only thing that ever has.
Asst. Sec. Lilly: Are you rewriting the section?
Will: Yes sir
Asst. Sec. Lilly: Dramatically?
Will: Well I like to think I have a certain flair.
January 2012
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I’M MARION COATSWORTH HAY
– Marion Coatsworth Hay
Outrageously Obscure 'West Wing' Characters Who...
mentalflossr:
This goes way beyond @Pres_Bartlet and the members of his senior staff.
Read More: 11 Outrageously Obscure ‘West Wing’ Characters Who Resurfaced on Twitter
You see how benevolent I can be when everyone just does what I tell em to do?
– President Bartlett
Andrew Jackson, in the foyer of his White House,...
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CJ: Carol, dotting the I's, crossing the T's. Thank you for that.
Carol: We do our homework.
CJ: You misspelled senator.
December 2011
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Sam: By the way, my Princeton Tigers could whip your Cal Bears any day of the week.
CJ: At what?
Sam: Logarithms...possibly.
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Josh: Why do you suppose this one is so hard to spin?
CJ: Because it's the classic Washington scandal. We screwed up by telling the truth.
Josh: Right...let's try not to do that that much.
November 2011
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